hihi ! welcome to criticalhit, 'crithit' for short; made by me. eve. this site was made as a test for my html/css abilities (where i was slowly learning the basics) and after a span of a few years and getting the fuck out of middle school, the website had managed to adapt and become this ... thing.

i hope you like it as much as i do ♬

<a href="https://criticalhit.neocities.org"><img src="https://file.garden/Zhk6HVU-YSqJMufx/filtered/8831critpng" title="criticalhit!"/></a>

HUHHH??? [CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] "GOOD LORD" [GENERAL COMMOTION][BABY CRYING] "WAAAHHHHHHH WAHHH" [YELLING] "DAMN BITCH SHUT DAT DAMN BABY UP" [POLICE SIRENS] WEE WOOOO WEE WOOOOO [HELICOPTERS] ..."WERE REPORTING LIVE FROM THE CRIME SCENE-" [EXPLOSION] "MY LEG... MY LEG"

4/16/24: v3 theme! elphelt time

4/17/24: guh

anything else about the site?

uuuuhhhhh. this site is technically all about me! in which i'll be using it to go on and on about whatever goes on in my life. including what i like of course; such as pokemon and guilty gear! in which both are my major ints. as of now. as a form of contact, you can DM me on discord (@ohsoviolent) if you wanna talk about stuff!

though... please tell me ur website url when dming me.